crud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dracula is HERE (1/2)]

i love you.

.....just....just how do you do it......it's horribly excellent.

[Life is meaningless]

so.......

So basically i'm going to pick on the story rather than the very well made flash, because that was flawless. But basically what your saying is that the rest of the planet that refused to accept jesus into his heart will lead a meaningless life? if that's what your saying than you need to find other reasons to have a meaningful life. First off, the meaning of life is not about trying to figure out why we die. Our lives are given to us to fulfill our own personal goals and to be happy. And the only way to happiness is to free the worries in your mind and relax. This is where true happiness comes from. Who cares if we're going to die, after all, we shouldn't cry because it's over, we should smile because it happened. Life is a blessing no matter who gives it to you, be it God, Buddha,Ishmael or Mother Earth.

[Messiah 2]

OHHHH YES!!

To anybody that thinks that this is offensive you to fucking open your eyes and see how offensive that passion of the christ movie was. THAT was funny, this movie is just a sequel to that and boy oh boy it does it justice. Jesus needs to fight back all those that persecuted him and by god, i wont stand by and have you knock this excellent movie THAT IS PRAISING JESUS in the best way possible, glorifying him to the ultimate status. FUCKING BADASS JESUS

[Line Experiment 1]

Nice

This was a pretty good experiement that reminded alot of a really good movie i saw on atom films.com called "nose hair" by bill plympton, it's takes the same basic theory or idea of just one line, but goes nuts with it, really awesome, it might help you.

[Kerri's Big Invention]

fuck this movie

This has no entertainment value at all, the plot was for retards and even they wouldn't laugh at it. Make a movie that's worth making the effort to make. you need to entertain with words more than visuals. ass.

[Brain Dead Ina]

art school canidate

Listen, you may have extremely good abilities in drawing and that might get you places in art school, but it really amounts to nothing here. My suggestion: work on better script and much better animation, none of that stupid moving still picture crap. it had the energy of slideshow. not very befitting a killer gory zombie flick. good first effort.

[Megaman:Titanium Rhapsody]

nicely done

I thought that was pretty cool and well put together, but just for future reference, when playing the guitar, the closer to the body you come, the higher the sound, it was backwards in your movie, same deal with the piano playing. but i'm a psychotic perfectionist and noone else would've noticed, i liked it a lot, keep it up!!

FatSatan responds:

Quite a few people noticed actually, and I should've noticed too, but no one's burning me too badly about it. Thanks.

[CAUTION]

ummm..

That's it?.....maybe i missed something, there was some very stylized animations, a llama and then a crash.....i'll say it again....that's it??

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

the enigma that is...ARFENHOUSE !!!!

Somewhere between complete insanity and toasted bread comes this movie of intense radioactive brain washing. I sat through the entire movie...on the edge of my seat!!!, because quite frankly, the ADD in my brain hungers for movies like this, nonsensical spontaneous and seemingly random plotines that cause me to drool like a doped up poodle. i want more.